MT. TOTCHEEZMO AKA SUPER POTATO OLES

i dont eat much fast food but one of my all time fav fast food choices has to be potato oles from taco johns but they kinda outta my way so when i want em i make em from da pico n cheese sauce to da guac n they might be better than johns. might be lol. i hold da originals up on a pedestal so i cant talk such blaspemy lol but makin em at home is way cheaper if u makin alot n constucting MT. TOTCHEEZMO lol which is like 3 orders worth lol just a little challange i got wit one of my older boys. he hasnt defeated da mountain yet but he will one day i got faith in my dude lol… maybe heres what we need for bout 6 orders worth

2 bags of tater tot crowns

cookin oil. dealers choice what ever kind u like

for taco meat

2 .lbs ground beef

2.c water

1/2.ts onion powder. garlic powder.

cumin. paprika

1.ts salt

1/4.ts white pepper

1 1/2 .tbs chili powder

2 big cans of name brand refried beans
8.oz block of mild cheddar cheese or bag if u not shreddin it yourself
for nacho cheese sauce

8.oz block of sharp cheddar cheese or bag if u not shreddin it yourself

1.ts corn starch

1/2.c milk

1.ts brine from a jar of pickled jalapenos

dash of salt

for pico del gallo

4 roma tomatoes. diced n deseeded

bout 1.tbs fresh diced cilantro

half a small yellow or red onion diced

1/4 .ts salt

1.ts lime juice

1.ts minced garlic

for guacamole

4 ripe avacados

1.ts lime juice

1/4.ts salt

other toppings

sour cream

black olives

jalapenos

for potatoe seasoning (mix all 3 2gether in a empty shaker)

4.ts lawerys

2.ts paprika

1.ts cumin and cayenne pepper

k first put yo meat, water and seasoning in a pot n break it up real good n bring to boil n simmer for bout a hour or til most da water is gone stirrin n breakin up da clumps every so often. we just makin taco meat but way better. so u got this

while da meat is cookin lets get on da pico del gallo cut yo maters into 4ths n rinse out any seeds n pulpy tomatoe snot lol then dice em up small n put em in a bowl along wit the finely diced onion and cilantro then add the minced garlic, lime juice and salt and mix it all 2gether n taste to adjust salt n lime n set in da fridge til we ready to assemble

i had red onions on hand but usually use yellow k now we need sum guac. my fave thing eva lol. grab your avocados n cut pit n scoop em out n put em on a big plate to mash easily oh n cut da tiny stem part off first before u cut around da avocado so it dont get lost in da guac n bust a tooth out lol shit hurts lol that little guy can easily fall into your scoopins. evil little shit lol

k after they all mashed up really good i hit em wit salt n scoop da goodness into a bowl n mix in the lime juice n stir it all really good. n taste n taste n taste lol. addin more salt or lime if needed. n if u want u can mix in sum cilanto , tomatoes , onion or jalapenos. anything. u want. i keep it real simple cause of all da other shit on da plate but if im just eatin guac ill add all the extra stuff. … enough on da guac im gettin excited lol. k off to da fridge also

tater time. heat up a really good amount of oil to 375° in a dutch oven or pot on da stove bout half way up da pot so it dont over flow. we talked bout deep fryin a few times lol be carefull n use a thermastat that clips to yo pot

lol. k after da oil is up to temp carefully add these guys n cook for bout 3 to 5 min then transfer to a cookie rack wit paper towel under it to drain n stay crispy n hit em wit da taco john seasonin u mixed together but wait to fry em til u bout ready to start platin up cause u want em as hot as possible to help melt da shredded cheese that go rite on em just get da oil ready closer 2 platin time

now open da cans of beans n get them on da stove n a pot on low so they dont get burnt but get hot so they are easy to spread

k while meat n beans n oil for taters are bout done the last thing to do is to get on da cheese sauce so grab yo cheese n start shreddin

i f-ning love that little rotary grater lol. like too much like get a room shit lol . get u one fo real . im gettin another to keep back incase sumpthin happens to her lmao. but ya its best to shred off a block for cheese sauce cauz it melts way better but pre shredded in a bag will work. n while u shreddin go ahead n grate up the other 8.oz block for puttin directly on da tots later. k back to da sauce. place da shredded cheese n a small non stick pot wit da corn starch n mix it up then add yo milk , brine n salt n cook over low heat stirring alot til u get it all melty n smooth just add more milk if its to thick n more cheese or corn starch if its to runny n leave it on low til ready to use

k meat should be ready now too

yup lol just taste n adjust seasoning . k time to assemble. so make sure everything is ready n hot cauz its go time yo lol like we at da johns lol k drop in the potatoes n when they cooked n drained n seasoned put em on a plate n if u dont wanna make da seasoning just salt em a bit

then hit them hot fried crowns wit sum shredded cheddar so it can melt a bit stickin em 2gether. like they holdin hands lol

now put down a layer of beans n make sure they hot so they spread out pretty easy

now lay your meat all over em lol

now drown em in your nacho cheese sauce

n get da pico , guac , sour cream , black olives n jalapenos out n throw em down

unlimited happiness lol. all u can eat super potatoe oles. same way i make nachos too n u can buy da cheese sauce n guac n pico ..ect. but its way better homemade n really easy n cheaper. i buy da refried beans cauz they taste bout da same as homemade tho well least mine lol nuttin special only thing not worth da time lol. n its not rocket science n shit to make stuff like this im not preachin on how to make fuckin nachos lol even if u buyin it all n throwin it together but this blog is like ive said to leave my recipes for my boys to recreate em how they remember eatin em cause taste is a huge memory trigger n ya im drinkin so blah blah blah lol . back at it… 😜 now wit all the extra ingredients its time to challange da undefeted mountain once again i use to make him a MT. NACHEEZMO (mountain of reg style nachos wit chips) but he destroys that so had to up my game wit sum heavy ass taters lol. looks like both fighters are ready n…..lets get it on